My neighbor lady!

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She's single...
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this
strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"
 

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My neighbor lady.

She's married even have 2 kids...
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my bed room.
I watched her all day long as she is always home and I am mostly doing nothing...
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "Can I get some beers I feel very sad."
I immediately replied, "I was like Yeah come on in. I have some beers."
She said: "I will go and drink it somewhere"
I said: "Sorry can't do that, You have to drink it here with me"
She thought for a moment....
She said: "Okay"
She came in......
She drank those beers.
I fed her some more.....
She drank those too.....
You already know what happened after that.
Well she got pregnant.
I could see her house from my bedroom.
She walked across the street.
She knocked on my door.
I tried to hide.
But was caught.
Her husband and her father beat me black and blue.
She cursed me for getting her pregnant.
I cursed the beers for it.
2 years passed.
A kid came to me which lived across the street.
The kid knocked on my door.
I opened it.
He said "Daddy"
I was like "WTF, who are you"
I am still paying that money.
5 years passed.
I got another neighbor.
She was feeling sad and lonely. I could watch it from my bedroom.
One day she came across the street.
She knocked my door and I went and opened it.
She looks at me, and says, "Can I get some beers I feel very sad."
I immediately replied, "I was like Yeah come on in. I have some beers."
She said: "I will go and drink it somewhere"
I said: "Sorry can't do that, You have to drink it here with me"
She thought for a moment....
She said: "Okay"
She came in......
She drank those beers.
I fed her some more.....
She drank those too.....
You already know what happened after that.
 
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