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world = goatse. You need to change your name.
Donny
Donny
A Turk who was carpenter was working with his son, suddenly the electric saw breaks and chops his ear off, after a few minutes searching his son founds an ear and says to his dad, is this your ear?
father looks at the ear and says no, mine had a pencil on it.
One day a Turk was going to kill himself in front of the train. Also had a Piece of bread in his hand. Someone asks: what are you doing? He says: I am going to kill myself. Other asks: Why do you have bread in your hand? He says:If it happens that the train does not come, you want me to starve to death?
Q: What do you call a Turk with half a brain? A: Gifted
donny = scammer,dishonored,idiot.
A Turk ordered an extra large pizza. The clerk asked if he should cut it in 6 or 12 pieces. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
A Greek, a Azerbijani and a Turk were travelling on a plane, with a bunch of kids. It appeared that there was a problem with the engine and everybody had to jump.
Greek said: we must save the kids!
Azerbijani said: screw the kids.
Turk said: Do we have time for that?