I wish I had seen this post a week ago when Paypal did this to my account!
I don't think I could have been meaner through email either. In fact, I threatened a lawsuit for their failing to do the very thing they were designed to do. I called them "bastards", "retards", "dumb asses", "highschool dropouts"....you name it and I said it! I could care less if it is bad ethics or not! They hijacked my money, which most would call stealing!
I bought a two-letter domain and a week after the fact, I had the domain, he still couldn't access the money. As a result, he started to panic thinking somehow I was doing this purposely in an attempt to screw him. He even asked if I would transfer the domain back to him until the money cleared. Of course I wouldn't!
Fortunately, a week after it started, everything was restored. I'm sure they were not a bit fazed by my legal threats. I am still so worked up over this! Not many things could get this angry!