Please mistah, can I have a freebie?

[blindchild]

I get this email everyday. My main source of income sites/domains, everyday someone wants that. I reply with Do i know you?

And then they say that my dad is in the hospital, he has a lung cancer and doctors have said that he would not survive and he wants this domain and i cant afford to pay you too much due to hospital bills. Could you please donate me this name?

This is just too funny, I ignore these emails now.