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Gerry

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:lol: Good thing you're still alive. :)
Me and my dog, My Cyn, were in a bunker.

There are some stupid things and horrible things I would rather forget.

But the mere mention of acid brought a smile to my face.

Couldn't help but digress a tad.
 

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Subject: Ethics Test

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

TEST:

You are in Miami, Florida. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under
the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury. Suddenly you see a man
f loundering in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.
You move closer . . .
Somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is.

It's George W. Bush!



At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under, forever. You have two options--you can save the life of G.W.Bush or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful men.


So here's the question, and please give an honest answer:

Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?


 

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I wonder how funny you would think it is if George Bush were replaced with Barack Obama in dn-101 so called ethics test?

After 8 years of political sodomy by the Bush administration, even Richard Nixon fresh from the grave would be a better president!
 

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A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."
The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
 

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I seriously love you guys... :love: :hippie: :hug:


Doc Com, you rule man! :peace:
 

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Doc Com, you rule man! :peace:
Ah, the good ol days.

The "fire works" was all planned. One of my buds went out before dusk and found a trip line. He tied about 200 feet of line to it.

We knew what would happen. That's why we were already in bunkers. When he pulled the line the flare went off and all hell broke loose.

Funny as shit. Seriously, I think I pissed my pants laughing so hard. It was hilarious. Mortars, tracer rounds, calling in artillary.

Seemed like it must have went on for hours. Perhaps only 15 or 20 minutes or so.

It was marvelous. Honestly.

Ah, yes, the good ol' days.

Going to the markets.

:smilewinkgrin: Being in the Golden Triangle. :eek:k:~~

I don't rule...My dog ruled, you dog!

My Cyn was a huge German Shepherd. Mean as a viper and just as deadly. Damn, he saved my *** many times.

As long as I live I will never forget any of my K9's I had in the service or even in private life.

Seriously,

Dogs Rule!
 

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Subject: Ethics Test

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

TEST:

You are in Miami, Florida. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under
the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury. Suddenly you see a man
f loundering in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.
You move closer . . .
Somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is.

It's George W. Bush!



At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under, forever. You have two options--you can save the life of G.W.Bush or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful men.


So here's the question, and please give an honest answer:

Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?




roflmao

i'd take a before and after pic
one of the ***** drowning, the second with my boot on his head to make sure :cool:

then id go and save some real human beings
 

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Word to the bird.....


So anyone else have anything they want to talk about? This is the thread to do it :eek:k:

Anyone going to any domain trade shows/auctions?
 

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roflmao

i'd take a before and after pic
one of the ***** drowning, the second with my boot on his head to make sure :cool:

then id go and save some real human beings

After that you would go to jail for the rest of your life. Is it worth it?

I can say this if it were Obama I would still save his life even though I don't like him or his politics.
 

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Last year I ran into Rick Schwartz in front of Marriott in NYC. He reminded me that his conference was there. I went to get a drink. This Oct they'll be in Brooklyn. Another drink
 

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After that you would go to jail for the rest of your life. Is it worth it?

I can say this if it were Obama I would still save his life even though I don't like him or his politics.

Don. Reality check. At what point did you think I was serious? :rolleyes:

I'm an ex-firefighter, i've risked my life for a cat before lol. I'd pull bush out of there, he has kids at the end of the day. I'm a humanitarian and would save any living thing within reason.
Shame he doesn't have the same values.
Please don't compare bush and obama. It's like comparing a corrupt murderer to an innocent man.
Obama will make mistakes for sure but there is something about him and i believe a good man. Bush has been a baddun his whole life.
 

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Amsterdam....I'm so there. :yes:

Legal p*ssy for sale and weed? Who needs domains?!
 

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lets nail this!

i dont touch the stuff, havent for years but when in rome ;)

'the dam' as we call it :cool:, is an awesome place, but i know you're a hardened tokemeister chris, but trust me, their stuff will blow your god damn doors off :eek:

and theyre really cleaning the place up which is good, getting some of the scum off the streets selling hard drugs etc and closing down some brothels.

this could be the domainer meeting to end all domainer meetings

domains, pussy and a jamaican woodbine and some premium dutch lager and the beautiful sights of the dam in summer :eek: how can we resist
been twice before as a short hop from uk, but its been too long. i'm there!
 

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word......for the record, I am a lightweight ;)
 
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