89.) You appraise TheFormerYugoslavRepublicOfMacedonia.com and make an offer.
90.) You sell a two LETTER WORD .com for $60,000... (not going to mention the name, but believe me you either know about this or you don't. It was recent.)
91.) You bid $55,000 on a two letter word .com and get outbid. You think to yourself, well shoot, "Too rich for my blood."
92.) Your WHOIS record for your best domain is listed as John Doe. 1111 House St. No City, 90210. (555)555-5555.