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Best email address for MyPenis.com?

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Nexus

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Ok, fine... let me tell you a story then...

Immad Rashid, Ulrich Arpling, Yogi Luke, Ulysses Drinkwater, and Arthur Mann, five buddies fueled by the tremendous feeling of finally graduating from college, decided that they would start their own business together. They decided they would create a site dedicated solely to guys, and purchased the name MyPenis.com at PerfectName.com to get things going. They divided up the business contacts each of them would take on, and immediately started running into problems as no one seemed to return their e-mails, and those they did talk to on the phone would stop talking to them after getting their online contact info.

Immad complained that the psychologist he talked with called back but seemed only interested in his feelings about his sexuality. Arthur said he'd had a similar problem with the nightclub owners, who kept referring him to gay venues. Ulrich complained that the exercise club kept mistaking him for a crank caller, and Ulysses commented that his contacts seemed profoundly disgusted. Yogi was annoyed that all of his potential sponsors just kept laughing at him and one cryptically said "Why indeed..." They couldn't imagine that the name alone would cause such extreme reactions. It was only when they started e-mailing each other about their ongoing problems did they finally begin to see the problem...

ROLL OVER THE NAMES IN THE PARAGRAPH
ABOVE TO READ THEIR E-MAIL ADDRESSES...
(Should appear in the STATUS bar at the bottom
of your browser window below...)
If all else fails, just click on it.


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~ Nexus :laugh:
 

fizz

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Hey Nexus, a very fertile imagination you have :)

Yo man from DownUnder...one e-mail you definitely wouldn't want is:
[email protected], LOL
 

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Originally posted by fizz


Yo man from DownUnder...one e-mail you definitely wouldn't want is:
[email protected], LOL

LOL

I could think of so many comebacks if I was a chick or gay but the thought of me being ......... ohhh I can't even finish the sentence :laugh:
 

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LOL Dingo :)

My last effort, not for the squeamish...
JohnWayneBobbitsEx@
 

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Originally posted by NamePopper.com
I can't believe you people have lured me into this.........


I held out as long as I could, but sometimes it's "hard" not to chime in :laugh:

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