Don't get sick in the UK!

[Mr Webname]

In the week that the Government announces improvements in hospital cleaning:-

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004562579,00.html :-O

http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=3853001

 

[Ed30]

Don't go to the Dentist - there aren't any so you won't find one anyway.
Don't tell religious jokes - the government is about to ban them.
Don't retire - the government has raided all our pension funds.
Don't go out at night - it's too dangerous - you probably won't come back.
Don't drive - it's too expensive - petrol at 89.9p per litre!
Don't go Christmas shopping - some prices are double that in the US.

Apart from that everything's great :-D

 

[rawkinrich]

uk = robbery.