Hillary Clinton's new web site

[Theo]

It's official, she will be a candidate in 2016. OMG!

 

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Is this legit? I would think government officials would use MarkMonitor... GoDaddy? Oh, God. Don't tell me she's the next GoDaddy Spokeswoman. I swear to God if you remove Danica Patrick's boobs and put Clinton's up, I'm transferring to an even worse registrar.

 

[Theo]

Yeah, very much legit. Can you believe it, we might have Bill Clinton in the White House once again!

 

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I think Hillary will be doing the intern interviewing process this time around though...

 

[Theo]

Plus cigars will be forbidden from the humidors.

 

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God, you need to post around this time everyday... Your stuff cracks me up when I'm losing it at 6 AM. :lol:

 

[Theo]

Wait, you're still in Japan? Konnichiwa!

 

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It would be Ohayo (Good morning, informal) now that it's 6 AM and we didn't die from a tsunami overnight (not why I'm up).